Important Issues: Hand Dryers

I really hate things that blow. LOL. Anyways, things that just seem to randomly blow things around really just suck. LOL. Two lame jokes in two sentences. I should stop now. Anyway, the other day I was at Macdonald's washing my hands in the washroom, and I came across the hand dryer. Those things really don't work. They just kind of blow the water around in your hands to different places, so that your palms are damp, but everything else is really wet. Yes, I understand it's "environmentally friendly", but disappointingly ineffective. Luckily, Metrotown has this really awesome hand dryer called the Xcelerator. It is really strong as well as loud, and best of all, IT ACTUALLY WORKS! Anyway, I hope you are enjoying the Olympics. GO CANADA GO!