Hmmm....It seems I have not blogged in a while. BLAH. Blah sounds a lot like blog. I wonder who came up with the word blog? I hope you are wondering too. CAUSE I WILL TELL YOU RIGHT NOW! If you already know, sucks for you. The word "blog" is a contraction of the term "web log." Big whoop. One of the earliest bloggers was Justin Hall, a university student who began keeping an online diary in 1994. THAT'S THE YEAR I WAS BORN. Do you know what this means? I was created to blog. I bet it went something like this:
Mom: Oh snap, look at this! An online diary! We should have a kid so he can make one too.
Dad: Ok, he will be the bestest blogger in the universe! HAHAHA!
Yeah. Pretty lame, huh? Well, I hope you learned something today, cause I sure didn't.
OH YEAH, I ALMOST FORGOT! Babies is in the title of this blog entry because I was going to talk about them. Babies are interesting. I always thought babies were these little people who just cried and ate crap. Cause really, that's what baby food is, I bet. Some jerk(hobo?) decided to mash vomit, oatmeal, and mangoes together to make baby food. I can't even believe I ate something like that. Ew. Anyway, yesterday I saw a baby. My aunt's baby. He was all small and red, like a long tomato. He also had really soft skin. That was the weirdest part. It was almost like you weren't touching anything at all. Also, all babies look the same. Or I can't tell the difference.
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