The Slang Experiment!

"Hey, can I borrow a pencil?"

"Suretainly! Heh heh."

BAM! There it is! My newly invented word, "suretainly". As you can clearly tell, it is a mix of the words "sure" and "certainly". This is my dictionary definition for it:

sure - tain - ly (shur-tin-lee):
-adverb
1. with confidence and enthusiasm; without a doubt
Tom suretainly writes well.

So now this is my word. And as part of the experiment, I am going to try and say this word a lot, and hopefully people will say it too! Then, it will become a very popular word and eventually, when I hear a stranger say it, my experiment will have worked! I think a lot of popular words these days spread like this. I mean, someone, somewhere had to have come up with the word "pwned". And eventually, it came around to me and everyone else who knows it. That is what I am trying to do with "suretainly". So if you have a chance in the right situation, please feel free to use my word. But don't claim it, 'cause that's not cool. Anyway, I will get ready to enjoy my long weekend now. Have a great day! ;D

A Letter to a Rabbit

Dear Rabbit,

Hi there. I hope you know who I am, but if you don't, I understand. Rabbits have bad memory. I'm Tim. I live with you. We hang out sometimes, you know. Don't you remember the one time in the morning, you ran up the stairs and scared the heck out of me? I remember it. I remember it well. Yeah, maybe I'm not the nicest guy. I don't talk to you much, I've never given you any food. Is it annoying when I poke you while you're asleep? Sorry, I'll try to stop doing that. Also, I'd really like it if you stopped biting all my stuff. It's not like you don't have anything to eat. You have a perfectly healthy diet, with lots of vegetables and vegetables. Do you ever get tired of eating that stuff? I would. And those brown pill like things, they are positively nasty! Maybe you could clean up your place every once in a while too. Man, it sure gets messy in there. All that hair and other stuff. I heard that when people get stressed out, they start losing their hair! I hope you aren't stressing out too much. Anyway, just wanted to share a friendly greeting. Maybe we'll run into each other again and we can have a longer conversation.

Your neighbour,
Tim

P.S. Can you stop kicking your poop all over the dining room floor? I step on it sometimes. Thanks!

hate it when

...i forget what i was going to say

...the good towel's taken

...slept past dinner

...suddenly realize forgotten homework in the morning

...it gets cancelled

...my favorite shirt doesn't fit anymore

...i don't get enough sleep

...hair is messed when i get up

...i leave something behind

...i don't bring offering

...it's my fault

...i'm the only one there

...we're out of juice

...i sleep in too long

...the haircut looks terrible

...it doesn't work

...i can't fix it

...the queue goes on forever

...they run out

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Etiquette?

Hmmm....etiquette, it's a funny thing, really. I mean, some of these rules don't even make sense. "Don't put your elbows on the table." I mean, what the heck? What's wrong with putting your elbows on the table? I don't really get it. Speaking of elbows on the table, that reminds me of a while back when I was younger. When you were a kid, did you enjoy correcting people's mistakes and stuff like that, just because you could? I did. At the dinner table, I would eat, while obsessively watching if anyone was putting their elbows on the table. And if I saw someone do it, I would get that sneaky little smile like, "I got you now! Heheheh." Of course, I'd wait two seconds for them to take their elbows off but after that, BAM! Time to lay down the hammer. "It's not good to have your elbows on the table." LOL. I guess I was just a weird kid like that. Enjoy the rest of your day!
FUN FACT: You can't kill yourself by holding your breath. =O

Smile

Today I was walking down the street. I saw an old lady, and I waved and smiled at her. She waved and smiled back. Felt good; just a smile can improve your mood so much. So for tomorrow, just share a smile, its the least you can do. =)

GOOD LUCK. NOT.

Yay, another entry. Once again, it's been a while. This time around, I'd like to write about luck and superstitions. Why do they exist? I mean, do they even work? It's kind of like a religion, really. A lot of people are superstitious, I guess they believe in luck. Even if you say you're not superstitious, subconsciously, you probably are. Maybe you had a good day, and you were wearing a particular shirt. The next time around, when you are wearing that same shirt, you are probably hoping that it will be a good day because you are wearing it. How did superstitions even start? Maybe it was started by some power-hungry guy who wanted everyone to believe him. So he started making up random crap, kind of like what I'm doing right now. Or maybe some guy had a really, really terrible day. He saw a black cat, and then a guy stole all his money. And then black cats were unlucky charms. Really, it's the black cat that's having the bad day. It's just going about its business, and then, suddenly, EVERYONE HATES IT. Like, WTH?!? Black cats are probably the saddest animals on earth, in my opinion. No one wants to be friends with the black cat. If the black cat made an account on Facebook, no one would send it a friend request. If it made a Twitter account, no followers. Nope. Not one. The next time you see a black cat, think about how its life is, and how people probably kick it and spit on it and do stupid crap to it. THINK ABOUT IT. =]