Etiquette?

Hmmm....etiquette, it's a funny thing, really. I mean, some of these rules don't even make sense. "Don't put your elbows on the table." I mean, what the heck? What's wrong with putting your elbows on the table? I don't really get it. Speaking of elbows on the table, that reminds me of a while back when I was younger. When you were a kid, did you enjoy correcting people's mistakes and stuff like that, just because you could? I did. At the dinner table, I would eat, while obsessively watching if anyone was putting their elbows on the table. And if I saw someone do it, I would get that sneaky little smile like, "I got you now! Heheheh." Of course, I'd wait two seconds for them to take their elbows off but after that, BAM! Time to lay down the hammer. "It's not good to have your elbows on the table." LOL. I guess I was just a weird kid like that. Enjoy the rest of your day!
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