hate it when

...i forget what i was going to say

...the good towel's taken

...slept past dinner

...suddenly realize forgotten homework in the morning

...it gets cancelled

...my favorite shirt doesn't fit anymore

...i don't get enough sleep

...hair is messed when i get up

...i leave something behind

...i don't bring offering

...it's my fault

...i'm the only one there

...we're out of juice

...i sleep in too long

...the haircut looks terrible

...it doesn't work

...i can't fix it

...the queue goes on forever

...they run out

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Etiquette?

Hmmm....etiquette, it's a funny thing, really. I mean, some of these rules don't even make sense. "Don't put your elbows on the table." I mean, what the heck? What's wrong with putting your elbows on the table? I don't really get it. Speaking of elbows on the table, that reminds me of a while back when I was younger. When you were a kid, did you enjoy correcting people's mistakes and stuff like that, just because you could? I did. At the dinner table, I would eat, while obsessively watching if anyone was putting their elbows on the table. And if I saw someone do it, I would get that sneaky little smile like, "I got you now! Heheheh." Of course, I'd wait two seconds for them to take their elbows off but after that, BAM! Time to lay down the hammer. "It's not good to have your elbows on the table." LOL. I guess I was just a weird kid like that. Enjoy the rest of your day!
FUN FACT: You can't kill yourself by holding your breath. =O

Smile

Today I was walking down the street. I saw an old lady, and I waved and smiled at her. She waved and smiled back. Felt good; just a smile can improve your mood so much. So for tomorrow, just share a smile, its the least you can do. =)

GOOD LUCK. NOT.

Yay, another entry. Once again, it's been a while. This time around, I'd like to write about luck and superstitions. Why do they exist? I mean, do they even work? It's kind of like a religion, really. A lot of people are superstitious, I guess they believe in luck. Even if you say you're not superstitious, subconsciously, you probably are. Maybe you had a good day, and you were wearing a particular shirt. The next time around, when you are wearing that same shirt, you are probably hoping that it will be a good day because you are wearing it. How did superstitions even start? Maybe it was started by some power-hungry guy who wanted everyone to believe him. So he started making up random crap, kind of like what I'm doing right now. Or maybe some guy had a really, really terrible day. He saw a black cat, and then a guy stole all his money. And then black cats were unlucky charms. Really, it's the black cat that's having the bad day. It's just going about its business, and then, suddenly, EVERYONE HATES IT. Like, WTH?!? Black cats are probably the saddest animals on earth, in my opinion. No one wants to be friends with the black cat. If the black cat made an account on Facebook, no one would send it a friend request. If it made a Twitter account, no followers. Nope. Not one. The next time you see a black cat, think about how its life is, and how people probably kick it and spit on it and do stupid crap to it. THINK ABOUT IT. =]

Revenge of the Mannequins!

BAM! I'm back...it's been too long. Anyway,
Mannequins. Those darn mannequins. These last couple weeks, I keep mistaking people for mannequins and mannequins for people. It's really really confusing. People just standing still. I think they're mannequins, but they are actual people! Imagine that! :D At Metrotown today, I was walking by a store, and they had a real person as a mannequin. Except she was so still, I thought she was a mannequin, just a really nice one. But then when I walked past again, she freaking MOVED. Scared the crap out of me. You know what, I don't think we need to be afraid of zombies or robots taking over the world someday. I think it'll be the mannequins. They just blend in among us, camouflaging in the background. Plus, have you seen the shapes of those mannequins? They have the best bodies ever (and the awesomest clothes)! Some of those male mannequins are absolutely ripped! So they'll take over the world, and look good doing it. But don't worry, this is just a theory. For now. They don't know I'm onto them yet. Let's keep this on the down low for now, and when mannequins actually start taking over, we can say, "I TOLD YOU SO!"

Don't Worry....Be Happy! :)

Hey you. Read this. NOW! I'm back! Yahoo! So this entry probably isn't going to be anywhere near as long as the last one, but it is equally as important. :S It's about worrying. WORRYING?!? Worrying in general. Worrying about death, life, fear, sidewalk cracks, worry itself. To gain further insight on the topic of worrying, I had to consult my best friend ever (Wikipedia). It says, "Worry is the state of engaging in chains of thoughts and images of a negative and an uncontrollable nature in which mental attempts are made to avoid anticipated potential threats."
So in regular speak, I translate that as thoughts and pictures of things going very, very badly. Why do we worry? Do we worry because we are scared? Because we are pessimistic? Because we are paranoid? Maybe it's because we've been hurt. Hurt too many times. But things don't always have to go badly. I think worrying is half the bad, if that makes any sense. You're outting a restrain on yourself. You are telling yourself, I can't do this, I can't do that. You won't know until it happens. People who don't worry are the people who are truly free. There's no need to worry. But it's so hard not to. Automatically, you think, What if this happens? What about this? It's so hard to control. If you're worrying about a test, worry won't make you do better. It won't make you think better. Even the Bible tells us not to worry so much. Matthew 6:27-29 "Can all your worries add a single moment to your life? Proverbs 12:25 Worry weighs a person down; an encouraging word cheers a person up. So here's an encouraging word: Pick yourself up! Go out and do something! Trust me, if you put your heart into anything, you can do it! :D