BAM! I'm back...it's been too long. Anyway,
Mannequins. Those darn mannequins. These last couple weeks, I keep mistaking people for mannequins and mannequins for people. It's really really confusing. People just standing still. I think they're mannequins, but they are actual people! Imagine that! :D At Metrotown today, I was walking by a store, and they had a real person as a mannequin. Except she was so still, I thought she was a mannequin, just a really nice one. But then when I walked past again, she freaking MOVED. Scared the crap out of me. You know what, I don't think we need to be afraid of zombies or robots taking over the world someday. I think it'll be the mannequins. They just blend in among us, camouflaging in the background. Plus, have you seen the shapes of those mannequins? They have the best bodies ever (and the awesomest clothes)! Some of those male mannequins are absolutely ripped! So they'll take over the world, and look good doing it. But don't worry, this is just a theory. For now. They don't know I'm onto them yet. Let's keep this on the down low for now, and when mannequins actually start taking over, we can say, "I TOLD YOU SO!"
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LOL i was also at metrotown on Saturday, too bad I didn't see you. Anyways yeah I saw the mannequins too. There were a lot of people huddled around the store and I'm like wth so I decide to stop and look as well. It looked like mannequins to me, until both "mannequins" switched poses, I was like whoa and looked at the eyes..*blink blink* ...they're people all right.
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